Thursday, October 27, 2011

Drug Awarness & Texting While Driving

Yesterday while we were sitting in our comfortable seats in the auditorium, I learned about steroids and texting while driving. Why would you take steroids if they don't make you any stronger or any faster? If you overdose on them they make you look like an idiot. Although many people think they will be better at what they do, they actually won't. They will be even worse you could end up getting infections, or you could be a man and then after steroids you will look like a girl or vice versa'. I also learned to not text and drive. Many people have been injured or killed just because someone needed to answer someone's message. Now I know that it can wait, answering a text message isn't as important as killing someone. Even though half of the high school cried during the presentation we have all realized the importance of not doing drugs or texting while driving.

Celebrity Consequences

Before
After

Many celebrities think that because they are famous, they shouldn't have to abide by the rules or laws. But should they? Yes! They most defiantly should! Although they usually don't, their punishments are sometimes very harsh, or not even bad at all. Lindsay Lohan's punishment after taking a $2,500 necklace without permission, was very harsh. Cleaning a morgue? Really? Yes, she deserves it, but it is a little far fetched for a punishment. Instead of making her clean a morgue, put her in jail!!! Where she and many other celebrities belong!!! Celebrities aren't ever going to know they did anything wrong until they are punished with something worse than cleaning. Instead of going to a celebrity jail where they are still treated with many accommodations, they should go to jail like the normal criminal. They shouldn't get any special treatment. Then maybe they would learn their lesson... 

Friday, October 21, 2011

Halloween!!!

     Oh the Halloween memories I have! Very many, but the best one is definitely when I dressed up as a dog. I had on a very warm dog costume surrounded by a cardboard box to hold all of my stuffed dogs. Yes, we all thought I was adorable but we forgot the one simple fact..."Gee, will she fit in the car?" So we soon found out the answer when I had walked as much as I could to the neighbor's houses. My mom picked me up and was about to put me in the car when she heard "Kerplunck!" My box got stuck in the door frame of the car. So the only way to get me in was to take all of the dogs out, set them beside me, and then turn the box sideways...With me still in it....So the whole process took at least five minutes. When it comes to trick or treating you need to be able to get in the car in one minute, so you can still get the good candy. So now, every time Halloween rolls around the corner I always remember the year of the dog costume.


     
Shelagh was happy, it was Halloween and she was in love. This evening she would see Jack and they were going to Reading to watch a movie that she particularly wanted to see. As she considered what to wear she hummed along to the music on her radio. The news presenter cut in to issue a news flash that a serial killer had escaped from the nearby Broadmoor Mental Hospital. The presenter described the man as deranged with only one hand as the other had been replaced with a hook. He was not to be approached as he was classified as very dangerous. Shelagh took little notice of the newsflash as she sang to the next tune being played. She showered and dressed in her most fetching outfit for the evening out. Jack arrived in his new [to him] Lexus and they set off from Crowthorne to see the film. The movie proved to be excellent and on the way home Jack pulled into a quiet lane near Easthampstead for a kiss and a cuddle while listening to the romantic songs played on his digital radio.
As had happened earlier the program was interrupted by a news flash which stated that the killer was still at large and had not been taken into custody. Jack appeared not to hear the news and carried on canoodling. Shelagh was now scared as Easthampstead is rather like the back of beyond and the night was pitch dark with no moon. She asked Jack to take her home. Jack preferred to stay in the romantic situation in which he found himself and for some little while they argued about the 'hook man'. Just then, the car rocked and there was a loud noise. Shelagh screamed at Jack to drive on and he seemed oblivious to the earlier movement. She shouted again and, Jack, with a scowl, raced off into the night. At her home, near Crowthorne, Jack got out to open Shelagh's door as he thought that would impress her and let her know that he was not angry with her after their cross words. He walked round the Lexus and stared fixedly at something on the side of the car, his mouth gaped and moving soundlessly. Shelagh, concerned, rolled down her window and shrieked at what she saw.
There, on the door handle, right next to where she had been sitting hung, a hook.

      Q: What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
      A: Dead ends!

      Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
      A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

      Q: What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
      A: Mash-scara!



Friday, October 14, 2011

When the Time Comes...

When the time comes that I die, I would like to be the member of the family that gets talked about on Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. I want to be the one that the family always talks about, like when they say "Oh you remember Carly?" "Oh boy was she a self-opinionated one." "She was sweet and loving, but she had a mind of her own!" I haven't really ever thought about what my legacy would be, or even how my family is going to write my obituary. I would hope though, that they would include some of the things I'm good at, like drawing and playing the clarinet. I hope I get to live a while longer though, and find what my calling is in life. I hope that my legacy would be my love for animals, or at least the fact that I love all living things and wouldn't ever want to kill them. Well...That's all folks!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

...The Most Discusting Food EVER...SAUERKRAUT

When I think of horrid food I think of sauerkraut. Just the name of it is disgusting. I remember my first experience vividly. I was at my grandma's house when I tasted the disgusting food. It tasted sweet and sour but yet it was slimy. My dad told me to try it because it tasted good. I bit into it and just by the gut-wrenching smell I knew I shouldn't have tried it. Although I didn't listen to myself, the minute I bit into it, a mixture of tastes rush into my mouth. Most of which were atrocious. I now know not to eat sauerkraut ever again!

Purple