Friday, February 24, 2012

Smokey and the Bandits

     Smokey had always wanted to be a raccoon but had never had the chance. One day while he was outside rolling around in the grass he saw two raccoons. The raccoons had mistaken Smokey for one of their own.
     Smokey didn't have any objections to this so he went along with them. The raccoons decided to rob a squirrel den. Smokey despised squirrels, especially the flying ones so he had absolutely no objections to the idea.
     As the three bandits made their way up the tree they saw the squirrel leaving his nice warm den. When the bandits scurried into the den they found a very warm and cozy place. The bandits were making themselves at home when the squirrel returned. The squirrel apparently had friends and many of them.
     After a long battle the bandits were back on the ground and the squirrel was back in his den. 

Friday, February 17, 2012

Salty Bullet the Flashiest Of Them All!

     Salty Bullet was scratching his booty on a fence post. It was a beautiful day when his owners pulled up with his horse trailer.
     They opened the back of the trailer and out walked a beautiful brown headed blue eyed horse. With  silky smooth, glistening fur. Salty didn't want to see what would be invading his privacy so he quickly turned around and kept on a scratchin'.
     Paprika walked out of the trailer and her first sight of Salty was him sratchin' his booty. Paprika was really turned off even before she saw Salty's face.
    When Salty heard Paprika neigh he turned around to find her booty right in his face. Salty got very angry, for he hadn't seen Paprika's face.
     Paprika and Salty turned around at the same to find themselves staring into each other's eyes. Salty didn't know how to save himself from the embarrassment of scratching his itch, so he let Paprika neigh at him first. To his dismay Paprika actually liked him!
     Salty was still very embarrassed of Paprika's first impression of him, and Paprika was still not sure if she could get the image out of her head, but since it was Valentines Week she decided she would give him a shot. . .

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Special Fish...

     One fine summer day BJ and Madison were fishing down by the river in the little community of Wellington, Texas. Madison wanted to get in the nice cool water since it was 110 degrees outside, but BJ wouldn't let her. He said she could get bit by a mean and gruesome fish. They had nicely been sitting there all day long waiting for a fish to come along and bite at the bait on the fishing pole. It probably seems easier than it looks, if only that were true. Madison was getting very restless sitting and wait for one little fish to come along.
    On the other side of the river Mrs. Water's and Briley were sitting with their feet dangling in the water. Where there was water, Briley would be waiting patiently to jump in.
    Meanwhile on the other side of the river Madison was still waiting for a fish. Whining to her father that there probably weren't any fish ever in the river since it was so hot. BJ who was about ready to give up trying to find a fish said that they would just stay for thirty more minutes.
     When Briley heard she only had thirty more minutes she jumped into the crystal clear water. She thought it would be funny to swim across the river and tug on Madison's fishing pole. As Briley jumped into the water her mother and father were not paying attention to where she went because Kane needed his diaper changed. If they had seen Briley sneak down into the water they would have known that World War Three was about to begin.
      Madison didn't see her sister jump in either because she had her eyes glue to the fishing pole waiting for that one special fish.
        As Briley sneakily started swimming to the other side of the river she could see Madison's fishing pole but wait she saw something else too! Madison had her feet dangling in the water! Briley now made a few adjustment's to her plan and decided that instead of grabbing the fishing pole she would grab Madison!
         Madison was very unaware that she was going to be pulled down into the water. She had thought about getting in but then remember that if she jumped in she would disturb the special fish that was fixing to come and bite at the bait. Little did she know that there was a very special fish coming her way!
       Briley was now fixing to make her move. She came up for air one last time before grasping her sister. When she came up she could see her parent's still trying to find a diaper to change Kane and she could see Madison with her eyes glued to the fishing pole. She filled her lungs with an enormous amount of air and plunged into the water. She had a perfect aim at Madison, this was the moment she had been waiting for.
      By now Madison was very mad and on the verge of screaming. She decided to wait because she had a feeling there was still that special fish fixing to grab the bait.
      Briley skilfully grabbed Madison's dangling feet and "BAM!" under the water she went.
      Madison didn't know what had hit her but as she went down she realized that her parents weren't beside her or Briley. Where was Briley at!?! All Madison knew to do was scream! Once Madison got underneath the water she saw Briley floating up to the top of the water, smiling.
      When they both got to the top of the water Mrs. Waters and BJ were standing and laughing along with Kane. Briley thought it was hilarious unlike Madison who never caught her fish. After Madison thought about it she guessed she did catch a fish, a very special fish!

Friday, February 3, 2012

Loving of the Senses!

Abuelo's Stuffed Chicken Medallions
Sight - I love the sight of Christmas Eve when everyone is happy and loving.
Touch - The touch of my dog with his soft white fur.
Sound - The sound of laughter at a family gathering.
Taste - Abuelo's Stuffed Chicken Medallions...Yum!
Smell - Rain!

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