Salty Bullet was scratching his booty on a fence post. It was a beautiful day when his owners pulled up with his horse trailer.
They opened the back of the trailer and out walked a beautiful brown headed blue eyed horse. With silky smooth, glistening fur. Salty didn't want to see what would be invading his privacy so he quickly turned around and kept on a scratchin'.
Paprika walked out of the trailer and her first sight of Salty was him sratchin' his booty. Paprika was really turned off even before she saw Salty's face.
When Salty heard Paprika neigh he turned around to find her booty right in his face. Salty got very angry, for he hadn't seen Paprika's face.
Paprika and Salty turned around at the same to find themselves staring into each other's eyes. Salty didn't know how to save himself from the embarrassment of scratching his itch, so he let Paprika neigh at him first. To his dismay Paprika actually liked him!
Salty was still very embarrassed of Paprika's first impression of him, and Paprika was still not sure if she could get the image out of her head, but since it was Valentines Week she decided she would give him a shot. . .
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