Ahhh quick sand!!! I came upon the fluffy white cloud looking for a place to go. Right when I saw the human I knew her ear would be a great place to make camp. Little did I know, I would soon be rolling in the deep due to all the ear wax. It's a wonder that human could even hear BEFORE I crawled in her ear. I crawled in her ear anyway, instead of following my keen senses. I should have not even attempted to make my way on through the canal. Unfortunately I did which landed me five days in a sticky, nasty, gross ear canal. Every time that lady coughed, sneezed, snored, or even talked, I was rolling in the deep. I was rolling in the deep ear wax of a woman who didn't know what cotton swabs were.
The five days felt like forever, not only could I not move except for two of my legs, but I couldn't stand the smell either. After about three days I knew I couldn't bare it any longer. Luckily the lady did know not to scratch her ear. By the fourth day I knew I was stuck in her ear wax and wasn't going to be able to get out.
Luckily the fifth day the lady went to the doctor and BAM!, I was saved. I wasn't just saved by crawling out. It was a very difficult process, the lady went to the doctor to see why she had such a bad itch in her ear. She didn't know that I was in her ear though, so when they asked her what was wrong she just stated "My ear itches." They weren't thinking they would find me when they looked in her ear but there I was! After numerous conversations discussing how I was to be carefully removed they decided that a saline solution would be the safest for both of us. The saline solution went in her ear and I came out! I will never again "roll in the deep".
No comments:
Post a Comment