Dear Santa,
I have been partially good this year. I wouldn't call myself the nicest person in the world...everyone has their faults. Although I was pretty good, I'm not wanting that much this year just the usual gifts. I have finally talked myself into wanting a Wii even though I'm not much of a gamer. I want some clothes too but I'm afraid you won't know my taste. Not everything has to have blinking elves on it! I would enjoy some up to date clothes although I had always had my doubts about you. I didn't understand how you could just come down my chimney and land your sleigh on my roof. It's okay though because I still have little cousins that believe in you and I would hate to spoil it for them. I'm not Cassidy who probably tells everyone over the age of two that Santa isn't real. I hope you have very safe travels this year...Oh, and don't forget to charge your iPhone!
Why does Santa get to have an iPhone? Was he and Steve Jobs friends?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Santa and Steve Jobs were gay lovers.
ReplyDeleteI was totally right. :D
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