Friday, January 13, 2012

Positopia

     Positopia is located somewhere in Texas...I oversee what goes on in Positopia but my family helps me keep everyone in place. You can live in Positopia as long as you're a positive person 24/7. If you say one rude thing to someone or say something negative you're kicked out. There are only certain things you can drive, it has to be white, black, red, brown, or purple. I have the best car of all though, as well as all of my family. Whenever you pull up to the gas pump your gas will be free. You can wear whatever you want as long as it isn't shorter than your underwear or lower than a tank top. You can live where ever you want but you have to have at least a backyard, I don't want a concrete city. If you are caught doing illegal drugs you will have to walk everywhere you go, where a ski suit everyday all day, and you won't be allowed to have a job. If you're doing illegal drugs we all know you aren't payin for 'em anyway! If you do anything else you will be punished accordingly. I hope everyone loves Positopia, no one should ever be sad or mad because no one ever dies! You can have as many kids as you want as long as you can take care of them. You have to date someone for a year or longer, then once you get married you can't get divorced. You can have whatever kind of house you want because building it and what you put in it is free. You have to be a Christian in my Positopia and if your not you will never be allowed in.

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